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  • Q: Whatever, Santana. Go plan your perfect wedding with Britt. The one I told you to go through with.
  • Santana: I wasn't aware that you'd become a five year old. You want to play it that way fine. She starts helping out financially or you can find new housemates.
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freshly-fabray:

Rachel and I do perfectly fine, thank you very fucking much. And we manage to have an amazing sex life in an actual bed instead of all over the apartment.

Variety is the spice of life. 

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Text || Quinntana

  • Q: How is it not the same? Please explain how asking someone to spend the rest of their life with you is so vastly different from someone asking the person they already plan on spending a good portion of their life with to move in. And when I hear from that photography expert that /you/ helped me set up my portfolio with, you and Britt won't have to worry about double shifts. It's a paid internship, I'll have a better income, everything will be fine.
  • Santana: How is it different let's see. Just because you live with someone doesn't mean you're asking them to spend the rest of your life together. I get it, moving in is a big deal for you, fine, whatever. But she's been here three months Quinn, she practically lives here already. Rent free. And you making more isn't the point. It just isn't fair. Get your shit together I'm not asking for you to walk down the aisle in a white dress.
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freshly-fabray:

Fuck off, Santana! What the hell is your problem lately? Is it your time of month or some bullshit?

Says the girl raging over a little kitchen counter sex?

Sounds like someone can’t take a joke. Clearly you do need the sex tips, because whatever you’re doing isn’t helping your attitude at all. 

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  • Q: How's the cold feet? Remember, the ones you had when you first showed me the damn ring. When you came into my room and fed me soup and bacon. Remember how I actually /helped/ your sorry ass? How I didn't do shit like this to you. Way to return the favor.
  • Santana: Fabray you are such a bitch. This isn't even remotely the same situation. How about you take your diapers off and look at this situation like an adult. Do you know how often I actually see Britt these days? Not a whole hell of a lot considering how hard I work to help pay /our/ bills. What the hell is your problem, she even said she wouldn't mind paying.
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freshly-fabray:

I BAKE ON THOSE COUNTERS!

Love is the best ingredient for baking.

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  • Q: Excuse me? I...don't even know what to say to you right now. You can't just ask someone to start paying rent. That'd be me asking her to /move in/ with me you do realize. She's not getting kicked to the curb and I'm not going to ask her to move in. She's a /guest/ and will stay as one.
  • Santana: What so the rest of us have to pay for the fact that you're afraid of commitment? She's been a 'guest' here for three months. We have bills to pay. I work extra shifts and so do you and Britt to afford this place and she uses our electricity, our heat, and our power and doesn't pay a cent. I don't fucking care if she moves in or not but do something about this or you can count my payment out.
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bigappleberry:

It’s not defensive, it’s truth. We do perfectly without any outside input. And we will continue to do so.

Alright Vanilla, fine, I’ll leave it alone. But only because I don’t need Fabray trying to poison my coffee or some shit.

Lemme just say this: Kitchen Sex? Totally underrated. 

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bigappleberry:

Quinn and I are just fine thank you.

Defensive aren’t you, that’s never a good sign? You want some tips? I’ve got lots’a wisdom I could impart.

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bigappleberry:

I don’t know what you mean by that.

I’m sure I’ve had to deal with more of those situations than you have

You know what Berry, I ain’t even gonna argue with you there.

But Britt and I together are as sexy as it gets, you can totally use it as inspiration for you and Fabray. I won’t mind.

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# ooc: Love it!   # I really do think Santana likes her! She considers her a good friend but she hasn't gotten to that level of comfort with her yet   # besides she's so much fun to harass S just gets a kick out of it