Q: San, seriously, woo her. Do something that just blows her mind, and not sexually /romantically/ show her what she's missing by being a total sap. And don't look at your phone like that, I'm being serious. Take her to a fair or something. Or to a pond and have a picnic where you feed the ducks or something. Be a romantic and see what happens, if that doesn't work, then pull the sexy card.
Q: And you should know I wouldn't be the best to go to for this. I was self-deprived of sex, not forcibly..so what would I know?
San: Alright, whatever, maybe you have a point. I guess Valentines Day, as fucking cliche as it is, is a good excuse as any to be romantic huh? Shit.
San: How'd that go by the way, Imma assume you got our cake. I haven't seen either of you run screaming from the apartment so I guess it went well? I hope it did, you deserve it.